STRAYCAT’S DOGGONE BLOG

A PARABLE

February 28, 2005 on 1:50 pm | In Humor |

Once upon a time, there was a fly who lived on a farm. As he was flying around in the barn one day, he happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. He began to eat, and eat, and eat, and eat some more until the entire pile was devoured. He then tried to fly away, but alas, he couldn’t. He was too full. He didn’t want to stay there forever, so he looked around the barn and thought for a minute. He saw a pitch-fork leaning against the wall and came up with a plan. He would climb to the top of the handle, then jump off. Once airborne, his wings would keep him aloft. After a long, arduous struggle to the top of the handle he took a deep breath, began flapping his wings, and jumped. The results were disasterous and fatal. His tiny wings could not support the extra weight, and he plummeted to his death.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY
DONT FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT